you don’t want me to ride there in a rush?

well damn

shame i wasn’t awake earlier really then

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Mother
If I ask you to make sure I’m awake by 8 
Please don’t leave me asleep until half ten and then wonder why I’m pissed off when I have a grand total of half an hour to do things that I needed like two hours for
Dfghjkl

lutfifadlan said: Are you a writer ?

neil-gaiman:

Mostly I’m a should be writing more-er.

punkrockluna:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

What a weird cat.

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eternalravendreamer:

profuseponderings:

Which English do you speak?

Take this test, guys! It determines what dialect you speak (if your native language is English) and which country you are from (if English isn’t your first language!). 

It is an algorithm which maps out the differences in English grammar around the world. 

It thought I was Canadian with American as the second guess. My actual nationality was the SECOND. CHOICE.

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

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my head is pulsing??? this is new???

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