donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

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parksrway:

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nobody gets me like they get me

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spockvarietyhour:

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OP disabled reblogs but it needs to be known

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headspace-hotel:

kasienda:

My three year old daughter came home with a Minnie Mouse figurine, distraught. The plastic toy was missing an arm, and my daughter insisted she couldn’t play with it because it was broken.

I told her that she could still play with it! That some people were born without an arm or that they might get hurt and lose an arm, but that didn’t mean they couldn’t still play or have fun. I explained that some people might get a prosthetic or just have a stub. And she asked what a prosthetic was. I showed her a picture and she was like, “oh! A robot arm!”

When my husband came home, she thrust the toy at him and told him, “Minnie needs a robot arm.”

He was very confused, but he prints and paints miniatures from various table top games. My daughter refers to them as “daddy’s statues.” She knew he could help Minnie. So he dutifully printed her out a robot arm from a warhammer 40k model on our 3d printer, and then they painted it pink and purple together.

All of this to say, look at Minnie Mouse and her new prosthetic!!

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AMAZING

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musilovesbooks-deactivated20240:

People: OMG HUMAN STOLAS IS SO HOT!!!

Human Stolas:

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balsemicvinegar:

Y'all….

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edgy-dragon-trash:

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LOOK HOW HAPPY

jajanvm-imbi:

No cause yall don’t understand

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This means EVERYTHING to me

mild-incompetence:

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I love that the first part of season two episode two is a direct contrast to the first part of season one episode two

blue-cat-shitposts:

Oh no.

Oh, you motherfuckers. You did not. You did not just do that.

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FUCK. FINE, ALRIGHT, I’LL TRANSLATE IT

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B I T C H

zeyar-the-little-gadenish:

OvO

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Him.

sir-butts-a-lot:

Stolas: a powerful demon prince from hell with terrifying abilities and powers that could easily take kill a number of humans in one room

Stolas in his human disguise, saying excuse me and please, then gently tossing a water bottle at a guy:

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

cr: 百变花央

I’m out here buying tshirts and pants like a chump while some people are just wearing the world’s best rectangles

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niuniente:

thefallenbibliophilequote:

zerosocialskillz:

dankmemeuniversity:

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Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

Happy 22/2/22 day!

Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.

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ryebreadgf:

if i was very little i could live inside your tote bag and use your rumpled up receipts as blankets. have you thought about that

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